They've given eight points to Germany, the weirdos. 15.3. This doesnât seem right at all. That seems vaguely miraculous, doesnât it? Eurovision 2020 news, served by ESCToday.com the oldest and most accurate news source! I hope Belarus are cooler with Conchita now, because she's wearing a very tight skirt and I'd worry about her if they tried to chase her up some stairs. Could UK entrant Molly do better than last year's Bonnie Tyler? position as last time, =going downwards, =new entry. Relentless capitalists, those Germans. thanks to total of 3546 voters: Genuinely. Now DENMARK. And here's Armenia, to spoil the mood of the evening by giving ten points to Russia and no points to Ukraine. Actually, now Iâm here, why not brace yourself for tonight's spanglefest by reading what happened when I interviewed Eurovision host Pilou Asbaek? The film Born Free? Inexplicably illuminated castles! And, in true Eurovision tradition, there is almost zero chemistry between them. 100% means max 14 days after a new entry has And some anoraks. The Voting order for the final of Eurovision 2014 has been released. And now Gina G is choking to death. she asks another. But weâre performing last, so at least people will actually remember that weâre in Eurovision this year, right? As as France and Germany. My advice would be to run out and buy some Immodium so that this never happens again. Chart time means how many days the country in question has been in the chart. And failing. Seven minutes to go. "EAT IT! By doing this, I have discovered that: 2) By 'grown a beard' I mean 'smeared his face with Pritt Stick and rolled around the floor of an experimental pubic barber shop'. I just want to go somewhere dark and quiet and sob until Iâm clean again. See you in Austria next year! And that's it! They've all fallen asleep. Here's a video where a woman with too many facial piercings teaches you how to make bracelets out of shoelaces. Hopefully the halftime interval will be an elongated musical number about the glories of perambulated travel. In this chart all the countries are in the one and same chart. And now THE UK. He has a long personal history when it comes to Eurovision because his father, Aram Cassingle represented Armenia 15 years ago. Don't invade us please! Or fifth. Please send me Wether's Originals and brochures for walk-in baths, stat. Finally, itâs us! Weâre young! Quick, make a list of the most needless inventions you can think of. It's an old man singing a ukulele version of Ode To Joy on top of a neon ladder. the host yells, as she scoops up the vomit in her hand and tries to force it back into her mouth. All the 16 songs to take part in the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2014 have been presented and ESC+Plus.com is bringing everyone a special Prediction Game once more time! Estonia has given 12 points to The Netherlands, which means I won't have to make too much of a fuss when I get there. Conchita winning Eurovision? Who's next? "You like bacon, don't you?" Well done, Italy. Who will win Eurovision 2019? Europe, what is it with you? France are last. Three of the bottom five acts automatically got through to the grand final. Latvia! If youâd like to follow me on Twitter, Iâm @StuHeritage. You can vote according to the official Eurovision voting system, awarding a set of points from 1 to 8, then 10 and finally 12 points to your personal no. How about that? Making a flag out of some ice. I for one hope it wins, if only because itâll mean that the UK will next year enter a song called We Are Too Apologetic Because We Hate Ourself, or maybe Jesus, Look At The State Of Our Teeth. The order is: Azerbaijan:… Huh? She dedicates the win to everyone who believes in peace and freedom. 25.1. Have you voted for your favourite entry? Woo! "We can't, there's too much" they protest. Get ready, Europe. Meanwhile, a really long close-up of some scaffolding. Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Still, even in troubled times, you can always rely on Ukraine to do something entertainingly daft at Eurovision. We made it! There's also a man running in a hamster wheel behind her. Maybe thatâs what she actually does. Weâre⦠weâre sort of a little bit generic and probably wonât do especially well at Eurovision as a result. The UK, if you're wondering, has 16 points. 3) Dale Winton also takes every opportunity to inform everyone how much he loves Breaking Bad. And, as Conchita belts out her song for one last time, it's time for me to go and get some sleep. Semi-Final One 18 May 2021. Welcome to this yearâs Guardian Eurovision liveblog. Although that doesn't forgive their song this year. And they're all doing a pretty good job of it. Actually, donât bother, because Malta already beaten you. Inexplicably, Hungary has decided to enter a graphic ballad about child abuse in this yearâs Eurovision. Now to the UK, land of Scott Mills' inexplicably illuminated face. The full voting results with the winner performance. A Lorenzocution. I think Denmark's just gone up in my estimations. Spain 142 voters But what on Earth is this? "You like Asian food, don't you?" Probably a little bit too much. Here's the first YouTube result for the term 'stupid rabbit'. And what noise does the Polish flag make? Which we already knew because weâve got ears thank you very much. Which is to say that this song is so dull in every way imaginable that I canât even be bothered to describe it to you. There is particular emphasis on statistics and the dealings of Estonia. "You like cake, don't you?" ESCKAZ.com - узнайте первыми новости о Конкурсе Песни Евровидение 2019: Международный финал, Евронеделя, промо-вечеринки, национальные отборы. I'm bored of posting videos now. Remember the song about cheesecake? This has made Conchita cry. Ruth Lorenzo from X FACTOR! This is going to be a painful, painful hour. Making a flag out of fixie bikes. It's nothing we haven't seen before though. See? A boy/girl duet. This, truly, is the Portlandia Eurovision. SLOVENIA. Now for Ukraine, land of Lovely Girls. Maybe she performs exclusively in mortuaries, and seeing all these alive people in front of her has freaked her out. Bler. This is better. The Finnish man is rapping when he should be reading the points out. A flashback. What the hell is THIS? Finally, it's time to meet the judges. Now it's NORWAY, who has paid a hipster to handcraft a flag out of glass and paint. Montenegro included If this Eurovision Song Contest has a theme, it's commuting. I want them to win quite hard. And twelve points to the Netherlands. MAKES CONCHITA CRY. Apparently this liveblog has made the news there. But, hey, great Eurovision guys. I've decided that I like The Netherlands the best tonight. 25.2. At the end of this performance, they kick the ladders away and everyone immediately feels horrible about themselves. Next, Switzerland: land of men who look like I will 25 years from now. Poll 2018 Vote for your favourites and see how it all adds up in the grand annual ScoreWIZ / ESC Nation poll.. Lisbon 2018 Our seasonal section with participant country information, videos and news. Yeah, me neither. Join Rob and James every Wednesday for new episodes of The Euro Trip Join the conversation on Twitter My Tweets. 1.3. Estonia! A bit. She's building a lead up now. This sounds like a nightmarish version of Mambo Number 5 thatâs been performed on several novelty clown horns and sung by a three-year-old with a goatee that's been drawn on in mascara. If it happens onscreen, Iâll be trying to think of something funny to say about it. I think that everything might make Conchita cry. United Kingdom included Hungary are now winning. Oh, how fantastic. 1.2. Unless we all vote for them out of fear, in which case congratulations! Macedonia! Letâs just all quietly close our eyes and pretend this never happened. Find ESC Nation on: Features. United Kingdom 120 voters, CHART ENTRIES: Breakdown of voting patterns show Donatan and Cleo won popular vote in several countries Published: 11 May 2014 Eurovision: UK viewers wanted Poles to win – but experts ranked them bottom One line is âShake what your mamma gave youâ. ESCSTATS.COM is in no way officially connected to or endorsed by the Eurovision Song Contest organisation. Conchita is crying her eyes out. 8.2. This is quite unexpectedly good. Armenia included OBVIOUSLY. Will it be Armenia? Or reading my briefing about this yearâs competition? Certainly this is a decent song; it builds and builds and builds and then pops all over the place. She talks to Kathryn Bromwich about homophobia and why every woman should have a drag friend, Your support powers our independent journalism, Available for everyone, funded by readers, Breakdown of voting patterns show Donatan and Cleo won popular vote in several countries, Eurovision-winning Austrian drag queen was due to perform at festival but band members, who are from Syria, denied visas, The singer, 26, on the beauty of beards, winning Eurovision, and meeting Karl Lagerfeld. The acts are all forced to chant "Weya weya weya" over and over again. Twelve points to Russia. You see? (Tl;dr - he threw up everywhere). ... Eurovision Song Contest Statistics on the web since 7.5.1996. If this wins, let's force our entry next year to sing on a Space Hopper. The main focuses are the video interviews with the participants. â¨* Someone in the comments makes a tired, tedious reference to My Lovely Horse in the deluded belief that theyâre the first person ever to do so. And now, a short film where a variety of Danish people travel to the Eurovision arena in a variety of different vehicles past a variety of Danish landmarks. Hey, let's make a gameshow called Things That Make Conchita Cry. Even though none of this would have happened if he'd never opened his stupid mouth to begin with. Or the one where that woman made a noise like she was drowning in quicksand? And twelve points to Sweden. For your convenience, you can download the full split results of the Eurovision Song Contest 2014, 2015 and 2016 in Excel format. And that might be the case again here. SAN MARINO. Each song is preceded by a video where the act makes their own national flag. Oh great, jaunty whistling. Hopefully this is all just early enthusiasm on the crowd's part. The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest is selected by a positional voting system. Now for ITALY! The best thing about this, I've decided, is the drummer. I haven't really been following the points. Making a flag by destroying some furniture. All the singers have performed! If you're going to go to the toilet, go now. Oh, but it's OK because they're on trampolines now. Now weâre talking. Projecting a flag onto some snow. To me, in fact, specifically to me. Would their chances be improved if they all entered girls who burped the alphabet? Were France's Twin Twin the new Jedward? The order has been created to create the most exciting show possible based upon the voting of the juries in last nights jury final. People already breathe too noisily as it is, without all that reedy honking. I'm really quite worried that this whole thing will end with a horrible electrocution. Another recap. Find out all this and more. Last update 7.11.2018 It went on for so long that my internal bodyclock is now under impression that itâs actually 2017, but who cares? *A national jury member is passive-aggressively told to shut up by a Eurovision host. Honestly, have a bit more faith in us. Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Semi-final 2 result: Austria got 169 points and won Semi-final 2 with the song "Rise Like a Phoenix" performed by Conchita Wurst Date: Thursday 8 May 2014 Location: B&W Hallerne, Copenhagen, Denmark Broadcaster: DR Hosts: Nikolaj Koppel, Pilou Asbæk and Lise Rønne Slogan: Join Us Qualification: The best 10 songs qualified for the Grand Final I mean, it does sound a bit like a Pink song. GERMANY. We'd all have to go and hide in a cave for a year until the same dissipated. And then she stands over them while they eat it. Weâre allowed to admit to liking Fleetwood Mac again now, right? votes have be updated within two weeks after a new entry has been heard. Theyâve entered the Maltese Mumford & Sons. They're singing their flag. Inconsiderate. He reminds me of a YouTube video. We HAVE to. Surely if they wanted to follow a hamster theme, they could have done something new like stuffing a man's cheeks with millet or making him hide behind a sofa until people give up looking for him and he dies. But I refuse to do this alone. Kicking. Making a flag by looking at some mirrors. You wish you could move in the sort of glittering circles I do, don't you? Can someone buy all of Italy some nasal decongestant, please? Fifth. It also sounds like a Bond theme. I have a number of issues with this. Even that Azerbaijani woman who could only make a noise like a slowly deflating haemorrhoid cushion during her actual entry. ESCKAZ.com - Delivering Eurovision Song Contest 2019 news first - International final, Euroweek, promo-parties, national selections It's like Beadle's About, except without Jeremy Beadle or jokes or a point. I havenât set out the rules for a drinking game yet. Your television belongs to Denmark now. 28.2. Yes, at 09.00 BST/10.00 CET we kick off with the second set of songs from the Second Semi-Final. This is weird. We begin with Azerbaijan, land of inexplicably illuminated skyscrapers. Listen Azerbaijan, either make a more energetic song or give this song a more appropriate name, like Watch Paint Dry or Contemplate Going To Ikea But Ultimately Think Better Of It. And we're not going to win. Itâs very hard to say, because theyâre singing in French, but Iâm worried that TWIN TWIN might be the gallic LMFAO. MAKES CONCHITA CRY. she screams. And now a sketch where Pilou pretends that there's a Eurovision museum in Copenhagen, and then pulls a series of funny faces at stuff. Make me, you Lazytown-haired oaf. If we didnât know how to breathe then sheâd spend her entire life performing to blue-faced corpses. "I SAW THAT! 2 May 2014 . Austria included EAT IT UP! What's important is that Iâll be here for you throughout tonightâs festivities, offering commentary on every song, every costume, every botched link, every regrettable piece of geographically-specific performance art masquerading as a halftime interval. You hear that, Switzerland? I wouldnât mind too much if this won, although I fear that The Guardian might drown under the weight of articles about how sexist it is if it did. That awful, awful song. Finland & Switzerland included And I can hear a banjo. I am immediately suspicious of him. Or, god, any of them? Beneath the annual extravaganza of sequins and lights, the Eurovision Song Contest is an undeniably political event, from the strategic voting to using the competition as a … You can update your votes by resending the voting form with new points. NOT COOL SWITZERLAND. TOP5 VOTERS' NATIONALITIES (votes online, updated 19th March - 24th April): Albania! Ten points to Armenia. And itâs cleverer than it thinks it is because its title references how trite it is. Following some sort of administrative cock-up, Montenegro seems to have entered one of Irelandâs old songs by mistake. This is an unusual feeling. Somethingâs a miracle, but I donât think theyâve said what yet. 5.3. Vote now in our series of polls that cover ESC, Melodifestivalen and other national selection contests. This song was bound to get a good reaction from the crowd. Would their chances be improved if they had to take part in the semi-finals like everyone else? Actual voting time! Azerbaijan included Hungary! MAKES CONCHITA CRY? I'm wasted here. Which I approve of, due to my advanced age. Probably. 18.3. Voting for the Eurovision Song Contest has been scrutinised by statistics experts at UCL and Imperial College London, who have found that musical talent is unlikely to be the only element that wins scores - but that the contest is not 'stitched up' at the UK's expense. This is a song about a woman who plays the flute and then offers to show us how to breathe. Now letâs all get out of here while weâre still young. She's constructing a flag out of neon and timelapse photography. You're going to regret that in a couple of minutes, mark my words. AND NOW a discussion about the minor gripes that one of the entries happens to have about the flaws in his hotel's breakfast options. Which, to be fair, is probably gastroenteritis. But she's holding a microphone. And yet things haven't been this awkward since everything that's happened during Eurovision all evening. Choose a show and a country to explore the detailed voting results in the event overview. Get it? I just saw a comment on here saying that I should put YouTube videos on here to get you all through the interminable recap. It strikes me that if another entry had rotated the piano by just five degrees, this song would turn into a hilarious off-key Les Dawson parody of itself. It took place in Copenhagen, Denmark, following Emmelie de Forest's win at the 2013 contest in Malmö, Sweden with the song "Only Teardrops". 22.2. Austria is in the lead at the moment, and The Netherlands is second. Slowly but surely, The Netherlands are closing in on Austria. Making a flag out of a Rubik Cube. Ten points to Austria, who are now in the lead. "Make love not war", she says at the end. So yet again next year you will hear how Katrina and the Waves … This is going to last for several of your Earth years. Russia gives seven points to Ukraine. Pre-chart of the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 National jury score 2014 Winner estimate 2014. updated 24th April 2014. thanks to total of 3546 voters: Who's next? I canât possibly trust a man with a beard that precise, especially since he's paired it with an untied bowtie. It is. Value. I think this might be my moment to ask if any Austrians fancy putting me up next year. In addition to the various voting can be found here, predictions and 2021. year preliminary information. But the final votes still have to come in. This song is being performed by a man called Aram MP3. But you know what? In capitals. Look, Austria's definitely going to win this. It is precisely as upsetting as you'd imagine. Scoreboard Simulator 2018 Have a play at what the 2018 scoreboard may look like. I SAID NOT COOL, SWITZERLAND. 15.3. The result is a ranking of all 60 Eurovision… Conchita's still won. Malta included includes votes (received/updated): 19th March - 24th April 2014 To France! Like a zombie would say it. 8.3. This is morbid. âTolerance is bliss!â they yell, either because they hate racial discrimination or because theyâre all latent dictators who want to impose their nightmarish whims on an unsuspecting continent. But in truth it's like playing a 15-year-old Japanese track and field-based videogame where you can't work out how to skip cut scenes and you end up stamping on it with your foot because you can't stand the sheer relentless sincerity of it all. He's my new hero. Tonightâs competition comes live and direct from Copenhagen, so it only stands to reason that Iâll be writing this liveblog from a tatty sofa in a block of flats quite near Catford. Maybe she's a little Chinese man dressed up as a Maltese girl. The second semi-final of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest will take place tomorrow night. MAKES CONCHITA CRY. Eurovision usually seems like such a begrudging formality for Italy, but this is something else. It's a rat king on a seesaw. Now to Poland, land of inexplicably illuminated stadiums. They've given the UK five points, so it'll only be a major embarrassment for us this year and not a catastrophe. A prediction: Chris Martin is calling a no win no fee copyright lawyer in tears as we speak. Make the flag out of Lego, you weirdos. "I SAID EAT IT" the host yells. The 5th place of each voter got one point, the 4th place 2 points and so on, the first place thus getting 5 points. Now for THE NETHERLANDS. This is a pre-chart of the Eurovision Song Contest 2014. It's like watching caberet night on Qarth. Stuart Heritage. As always, thank you so much for joining in with all your comments tonight. Phew. And twelve points to Austria. Her song's called Dancing In The Rain, and she's all wet. Whilst the selection of a transgender person to represent a country in Eurovision might … Itâs unbearably Radio 2-sounding, so the fact that I like it means that Iâm doomed to spend the rest of my life being given fingerless driving gloves for Christmas, but itâs completely at odds with everything else Iâve heard tonight. Russia! Please select your game options: And then she gives them some Asian food. But where are my manners? All rights reserved. The 2014 Eurovision Song Contest will take place on 6, 8 and 10 May in the Danish capital, Copenhagen, hosted by Eurovision and Danish public broadcaster DR. Related links: Eurovision organisers respond to media reports on voting. And now! AUSTRIA HAS WON EUROVISION. You can update your votes by resending the voting form with new points. This is BRILLIANT. HUNGARY now. Or reading anything else Iâve ever written, since I appear to have hijacked this entire flipping liveblog and turned it into a vehicle for my own rabid egomania? Who knows? Greece 138 voters I'll see if I can find it. I should have this job. The songâs catchy enough, but I worry that French branches of Primark sell TWIN TWIN-branded leopardskin onesies. The best guess I have about this singer is that someone once told her that she looks a bit like Pink, and so she dedicated her entire life to mimicking her as closely as possible. They just did a synchronised guitar dance and now I want them to win. Poland included If you're a twentysomething male who currently lives in London, Dale Winton is you. FINLAND! He's probably going to upcycle it later. Keytars and all. It's still going. Land of inexplicably illuminated castles and fountains. Flower-flag, naturally. And this year weâre not coming in the form of Englebert Humperdinck or Bonnie Tyler! And The UK's sinking without trace. The song has now morphed into a song about China, and therefore has become my favourite thing about the whole show. And ten points to Switzerland, the weirdos. First up is UKRAINE! EAT IT ALL!" The Eurovision Song Contest of 2014 is over. "I am the hunter, you are the prey, tonight I'm going to eat you up". But a Timothy Dalton Bond film that nobody saw about James Bond trying and failing to open a particularly stubborn jar of piccalilli. Well, isnât this very grown up? I know I will be. Not that anyone's listening because, on the right hand side of the stage, a large-breasted lady is wearing an unsupportive bra and masturbating a broom handle. Happy Eurovision! The lines are almost closed. A friend of mine who's a Danish journalist just sent me this link. So, in short, the Greek entry sounds like the sort of thing that you hear in deserted gyms at 11am on weekdays. Thanks! YOU ARE STILL QUITE WELCOME. So far, all of these videos have looked like Match.com adverts. Eurovision 2020, UMK 2020, statistics and charts! Eurovision song contest 2014 – the winners and the losers – as it happened in Australia The songfest may already be done and dusted in Europe, but in Australia, the party is just getting started. And then she gives him some bacon. This is incredible. A flag. This will be a close one. We're six off the bottom, by the way. ARMENIA. Itâll be fun, promise. This is an inexcusably whiny ballad, and if I heard right, he seems to think that kissing turns seeds into trees. FRANCE! Iâll be back here at 8pm, so take this time to introduce yourself below and try to guess whoâll actually win this thing. Germany 120 voters This song is a bit of a disappointment, though; especially if you saw her on X Factor singing Purple Rain with such intensity that she all but pooped her pants during the big note at the end. The UK entry, crying, vomits a mouthful of cake back up. Voting! Land of inexplicably illuminated baseball caps! OBVIOUSLY. I think a child just had its face burned off, though. First, I think she might be underestimating her audience a little. Now SWEDEN, making a flag by getting off with a lilo. They've made a flag out of a stick of rock. Denmark, Slovenia & Sweden included Which is not great, all said. Stuart Heritage liveblogged the Eurovision final, as it happened, Sun 11 May 2014 04.15 EDT As it stands now, Sweden is winning. Anyway, Conchita is the winner of Eurovision. Oh, fine then, I will. 13.3. FUN GAME: Listen to this song after the Norwegian song where the man sang about the silent storm inside him, and pretend that they've been tasked with cleaning up after his gastroenteritis. Now to Malta, land of women who appear to be unable to unclasp their hands no matter how enthusiastic they say things. I just want to go to bed. The recap's still on. Eight points to The Netherlands. Itâs a compliment. This is quite good, isnât it? JUNIOR EUROVISION 2014 (Malta – November 15th) Armenia: Betty – People of the Sun Belarus: Nadezhda Misyakova – Sokal Cypus: Sophia Patsalides – I Pio Omorfi […] I know Ukraine's got a lot on its mind at the moment, but a bit more imagination probably wouldn't have hurt. Remember them? Here's POLAND. Established pop acts like Blue can't win it, elderly veterans like Humperdinck and Tyler can't win it and now promising contemporary acts can't win it, either. Now, last year's winner ascends an illuminated staircase into the darkness. References. As she sings, some people splash about in some water and the flags of the nation are brought onstage by the Eurovision acts. Italy included What can Eurovision teach us about Europe? She looks awfully chuffed about it, too. All the And that will not do, obviously. Good evening and god aften, people of Europe! Now BELARUS. Out of spite. 9.3. Truly, you are all troupers. Israel included Or - oh, no, wait, I actually quite liked the Icelandic song. 1 Eurovision song. That said, the singer seems pleasant enough and I donât entirely hate the song. It almost like a Fleetwood Mac song. See you soon! Download the full split results of the Eurovision Song Contest 2017 here. Phew. Making a flag out of some wool. I blame Mumford & Sons. Germany included Land of women with no volume control! There's only one thing for it. It's hard to say. I actually like this song. We are not last. Making a flag by disrupting an entire library's filing system. And now, last year's winner sings last year's winning song. You're welcome. she asks one of them. Worst Eurovision Winners Ever – Hundreds of people have voted for their personal Top 5 of the Worst Eurovision winners ever. This song is definitely about child abuse, by the way, because two people are standing behind the singer doing an interpretive dance about child abuse. In this bit, the female host is walking around backstage talking to the acts. Georgia & San Marino included Hungary 136 voters To reiterate, they are the Maltese Mumford and Sons. I have no idea. He's doing his best to steal the show by waving his arms about all over the place. 2.3. The crowd goes wild. Because here they all are, all 26 of them, all in a row. They didn't make it onto the stage in time but, after some wild filling from the host, here they are. Nobody's listening dear. Bit weird. I think I preferred it back then. Related Articles. 11.3. Ten points to... oh, Russia. But write it quickly, because it's probably going to happen in real life in about an hour. Netherlands included Land of inexplicably illuminated spectacles. Iceland included Screw it, she dedicated the win to us. Someone's going to make a flag out of a unicycle by midnight, aren't they? Ireland included Right? So she stops halfway through and sings her new single, that nobody has heard. Mate, you come from the country of Lego. Another is âWe will prepare for you delicious foodâ. That means it's VIDEO TIME! Montenegro, we barely knew you. Here we go. If this is the sort of music that double glazing firms from San Marino play when youâre on hold to them, then remind me never to buy any double glazing from a double glazing firm from San Marino. What sort of unbearable sadist BEGINS a singing contest with a recap? Land of inexplicably illuminated EVERYTHING! #ESC 2021: Day Four Rehearsals Blog from 10.00 CET After the best part of two years, we finally get a proper rehearsal of performances for a Eurovision Song Contest! SOMEONE INVITE ME TO VIENNA NEXT YEAR. Donât call a Eurovision song Gastroenteritis. But listen to this. Unimaginative. Just a piano, that hipster from earlier, and the obligatory hipster beard. She's making a flag by sniffing things too closely. For some reason, the show begins with every single contestant being introduced one by one. How about this â drink something whenever: * A song rhymes âfireâ with âdesireâ. I really wanted to hate this, but I canât. I'd be very happy if this won, even though it doesn't have a Polish woman fondling a broom handle in it. I think it's supposed to be ironic, but I've long since lost the ability to discern this sort of thing. Well done, everyone! My personal favourite this year is Italy which means, if history is anything to go by, itâll end up coming 15th. In fact, I canât remember how it goes and Iâm listening to it now. To return the favour for showing us how to breathe, I'm going to show this woman how to come twenty-third at Eurovision.
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